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Dear Nike,

Your NFL line of products is well lacking a few things. I took it upon myself to help you out with a design that needs to be made yesterday. Your mascot tees you made for MLB were cool. KC got no love there Slugger never got a shirt shame on you, but I did buy the Presidents Racing one for the Nats.

Ever since I saw that line of shirts and then the cartoon mascot MLB shirts I have been waiting for you to make a KC Wolf Mascot shirt if not several because he is the best mascot in the NFL. I decided I would mock up this first one to show you how f#@king fast this shirt would sell. I picked this one because this is when KC Wolf got in on the action of bringing down a fan that was running on the field. I would also suggest the following other 4 versions of a KC Wolf shirt in this order 2. in the santa outfit, 3. Hawaiian shirt (especially now since Andy is in town), 4. Him killing a Raiders fan in any fashion, and 5. skydiving in to the stadium.

Nike you may have this idea all I ask is a big ole box of Kansas City Chiefs stuff for oh however long you have the NFL contract because this idea is gold. FYI Nike I wear a 7 5/8 hat XL Nike shirt and L Uniform Size 10 on the kicks. Also if you are reading this Mr. Hunt I would love to be KC Wolf for a game. Did I mention I have prior mascot experience as Louie and Fetch for the Cardinals Mr. Hunt?